Start with a flat 20 inch x 20 inch dinner napkin, and fold it into little 1-inch accordion folds horizontally. Then, fold the accordion in half lengthwise. Slide the top through a napkin ring. Voilà! You have a napkin so delightfully tacky that it looks like a relic of a 1980s cruise ship.

Shop the 100% cotton tartan napkin here.

Shop the agate napkin ring here.